Monday, September 26, 2005

Funny Girl - The Face of Stupidity

The idiot herself
Babs

Hack intellectual, Barbara Streisand, has apparently struck again. Since she has a new album coming out, she had to get her name out there by appearing on television in an interview with Diane Sawyer. When most celebrities open their mouths, either lunacy or stupidity vomits forth. Streisand shared her feelings on global warming and how that is what is the direct cause of these powerful hurricanes.

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," Streisand urgently declares.

But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a Category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!

And when Streisand was 8 years old, a Cat 5 hurricane -- named "Dog" -- packing 185 mph churned-away in the Atlantic.

When she was 9, a Cat 5 storm named "Easy" ripped the seas with 160 mph sustained winds.

Streisand was 13 years old when "Janet" hit Mexico with 150 mph winds.

Streisand was celebrating her sweet sixteen as "Cleo" formed with 140 mph.

At 18, Streisand read news about "Donna" AND "Ethel" -- both storms carried 140 mph winds and formed 9 days apart in 1960!

One year later, when Streisand was 19, it happened again: Two Category 5 storms scared the world: "Carla" and "Hattie!"

"Carla" maxed out at 175 mph winds the year Streisand made her television debut on "The Jack Paar Show."

And who could forget Hurricane "Camille" -- which smashed into the United States with 190 mph, just as "Funny Girl" garners eight Academy Award nominations, including one for Best Picture and one for Barbra as Best Actress.

Up next on the weather warning watch, Streisand says to ABC: "There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

Streisand has her own blog, replete with numerous spelling errors, to share her feelings on other matters close to her heart, politics. As if she didn't sound mental when she shared those ideas, she now graces the world with more misinformed crap. I loved when John McCain appeared on SNL and sang Streisand tunes in a truly awful way. "Horrible isn't it?" he said, "Kind of like when celebrities tell me how to do my job." Please Babs, just sing your songs and shut up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's great. I guess you never finished your picture. Oh well.